You might not know it, but that body of yours is quite an efficient machine. Gasoline has a caloric value, like food. The two fuel sources are easily comparable. According to this scale, 27 pints of Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey ice cream is the equivalent of one gallon of gasoline. (a jaw-dropping 31,368 calories) So basically, you should go wolf down 27 pints of Ben & Jerry’s and maybe, before you crap your pants, you’ll feel what it’s like to be a car! VROooOOM sugar rush!!